Spanish class

probably the worst class. a double period for some but feels like a whole day. very confusing very annoying. normally spent doodling and ripping up paper. all you can think about is when you will no longer have to take spanish

yo my cat died and we had to bury it ourselves.
yeah but I have Spanish class
oh shit dude yeah that's way worse

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spanish slang

The use of non dictionary words in the Spanish language, street talk, made up words our culture has made up over the years

I came to urban dictionary looking for a Spanish version to help me figure out what a word used in Spanish slang meant, only to find out their isn't one . There should be!

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Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.

Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"

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Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

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spanish shame

The feeling of burning embarassment for the actions of others, also known as second hand embarassment, empathetic embarrassment, third party embarrassment or vicarious embarassment. Derived from Spanish "vergüenza ajena" - literally "shame on behalf of others"

When I hear the statements of musicians about politics, I feel burning Spanish shame.

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spanish bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"

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spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.

Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.