Playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another

Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.

The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.

grey ting specialist

a grey ting specialist or gts is an individual who specialises in the area of grey tings and has accumulated a multitude of grey tings.

Friend 1: You know that you’re a grey ting specialist

Friend 2: Nah i’m not
Friend 1: Bro you only link grey tings

public sector specialist

1. Someone in sales who can't hack it in the private sector

2. Someone who thinks too highly of themselves to be called a public sector salesperson

Ronnie hates being called a salesperson because she thinks she's better than that, so she calls herself a public sector specialist.

Digital Imaging Specialist

1. An expert of digital imaging, employed in the printing press business.
2. The hardest working man you'll ever know.

The digital imaging specialist knows more than you. Buy the damn printer.

‘specialist’, in inverted commas

a, colloquially, ‘shrink’.

Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas

telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’

Just tell the ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, paraphrase, ‘I respect your vocations of guitar, and tennis’ yet I do NOT really necessarily respect your vocation, of ‘specialist’, in inverted commas. Sigmund ‘Fraud’ practitioners (the operative word) are like parasites, being fair to parasites.