Speckled Trout Mouth

The way your teeth look after having smoked methamphetamine for 40 years.

You see that ol’ girl with speckled trout mouth? She’s tear your junk up on a Friday night.

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your as cute as a speckled pup

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !

Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.

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corn speckled brown trout

poop.

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

Speckled duck mega fuck

A word asocited with a great big Suprise

John: SUPRISE!!!
Billy: GAH!!! SPECKLED DUCK MEGA FUCK!!!

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Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

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Speckle Sac

When a guy has freckles all over his ball-sac.

I was sleeping with this guy once and he had the worst speckle sac I have ever seen! It looked like a cheetah!

cox speckle

Black seemen dried up in the corner of your eye

Mike you have a cox speckle in the corner of your eye.said billy