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When you constantly embarrass everyone at dinner by making jokes that a middle age butt container would find amusing, making everyone question the amount of second hand embarrassment they are willing to stomach for the night.
He pulled an Andy Sphinx, told the waitstaff to bring a cake out for my trans Cat Nandos birthday. Everyone was as amused as they would be if the saw a child fisting a turd.. it was cringe.
The greatest football club of all time
The Coventry sphinx football club is the best
A very elderly lady who is significantly older then a middle-aged cougar.
That sphinx just smacked my husband’s rear end. I can’t even be mad.
Sphinx (verb - “sv-inx”):
The sexual act undertaken between three male parties when no female partner is available for an Eiffel Tower. The “Sphinx” splays his legs out, upward dogging between his two counterparts. Dual penetration commences when consent is given.
Bro 1: Dude, are you the sphinx tonight?
Bro 2: If you have to ask, you’re the one getting sphinxed.
A name for a very hot mexican. The hottest with very very nice hands. They have a very large penis and is also a stoner. The hottest of hot. They get stoned and drunk every night then fuck there favorite white girl. Every one crushes over them and wants them in there bed. Usually can be found doing yard work.
Friend- “Bro the Guy down the street is a total Sphinx”
You-“Fr i hope he is in my bed tonight”