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when you fart between a chicks boobs and they make a motor noise. (similar to motorboating.)
So my girlfriend fell asleep during sex yesterday and I gave her the alabama steamboat.
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When a girl blows on a guy's penis after taking a drag from a cigarette and then proceeds to stick a finger in the guy's ass and yell choo choo while blowing and sucking on the penis!
Choo choo muthafucka that bitch totally gave me a steamboat willie and then I shit on her face!
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The place/time when a person becomes sexually active.
Person: "I'm off to the steamboat museum!"
Other Person: "Excuse me?"
Person: "I'm about to become a man...."
the enraged act of shitting in someones pool, spa, or water feature.....if properly achieved the shit should float across the surface, giving off a plume of steam that packs an harrasing odur
the pensioner collapsed to his knees twitching, while having flashbacks to vietnam, for even the war had not prepared him for what awaited him in his beloved fish pond....he looked into the eye of the beast, it stared back..plumes of steam rising into the air....he would never know who did the deed....all he knew was someone had the first attack of many to come.....the dreaded bolivian steamboat....no fish scoop would ever take down this deamon
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The answer to everything, in the entire universe!
Timothy: "Why is grass green?"
Clarence: "I don't know."
Timothy: "Why do girls have clitorises?"
Clarence: "Steamboat."
Timothy: "OH!"
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During anal sex:
shouts right-wing propaganda
despite libertarian values
(Reverse Dutch Steamboat:
shouts left-wing propaganda
despite wingnut values)
In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.
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A steamboat Susie is the act of shitting in a long party balloon then putting it in the freezer for half of an hour and proceeding to beat someone up with it
I steamboat Susied Jim yesterday