Steamboated

Being unbelieveably drunk

OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!

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Steamboated

The term for when you've consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see Bob Marley in a hula skirt singing 'Baby it's cold outside'. The highest state of intoxication.

Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.

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steamboating

having sex with a girl doggy-style in the pool, in deep enough water that she has to keep paddling to stay afloat.

"I was in the pool with Catherine, and we ended up steamboating! The huffing and puffing when she ran out of breath only made it better!"

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Steamboat

While suffering from acute flatulence, stick your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.

After eating Chipotle for dinner I had such bad gas I gave my girlfriend the steamboat last night.

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Steamboat

When you are wearing a turtleneck sweater and you fart, the fart gasses will travel up your pants, up your sweater, and exit through the turtle-neck opening at the top of your shirt. The turtle neck acts similar to a funnel on a steamboat (aka steamship, steamer).

After finishing a two-pound burrito and leaving the restaurant in his turtleneck, Javier was farting so much he resembled a paddle steamboat traveling down the Mississippi.

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steamboats

To be intoxicated on alcohol to a moderatley but managably high level.

I'd hud 7 pints and then stotted up the road, steamboats, like.

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steamboating

Like motor-boating... but with an asshole.

Bro, I was totally steamboating that girl all last night *high five*

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