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A title that's larger than life. Anyone claiming to be a Strider either is the most incredible person you've ever met who sucked 12 dicks for cab money and then took a bus. The human personification of a firework. Incredible to experience but they're quickly gone. Whether they are legitimately entertaining everyone in their life or like a bad roman candle blowing off someone's hand and ruining lives, it's unexpected.
"Check it, Strider just sent me a dick pic." Joanna Strider
"Your his sister, that's fucking weird." Barry Smith
"this is our grandma's phone. JS
"Wh-why do you have that?" BS
"I can't remember.--Oh Erica heyyy" Wanders off. JS
"Mother-Fucking=STRIDERS" BS
Every office has a high performing outlier, the diligent employee that maximises efficiency by taking longer than normal paces to shave precious milliseconds off a commute to the photocopier.
The Strider will make it happen, Robert isn't one to piss about.
huge douchebag who thinks hes cool (hes not) and likes child abuse and grooming minors
bro strider: and i always groom and i always groom little kids
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An annoying little squit.
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
The spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.
Drinking alone in the darkest corner of the bar, like Aragorn at The Prancing Pony.
Look at that antisocial motherfucker just stridering over there.
A niké.
That's all ther is to it.
SHADEY STRIDER: have you seen my purse?
DAVE STRIDER: * best btother ever * shut up nike