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Having only sex with someone and nothing else but that. No hanging out unless it’s to fuck
Girl: let’s fuck. No strings attached though
Boy: sounds good
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Boy: wanna go to the movies instead
Girl: nah I’m good. No dick no hangout.
Boy: oh
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What Conan O'Brien will occasionally do in the introduction to his show. It involves licking his hands, drawing up fake strings and lifing his hips, starting on the right, and going the left, then "cutting" the string with "scissors" (his right hands), then dropping his leg hard. This is usually accompanied by small symbal hits by Max Weinberg.
"Oh man, Late Night with Conan O'Brien just started!"
"I wonder if he'll do the string dance tonight!"
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Quite possibly the wierdest physics theory ever. While all of the math behind it is correct, attempting to understand it is like having molten platnium poured on your skull. The theory is something like this:
1. Everything is made of molecules (duh).
2. Molecules are made of atoms (also duh).
3. Atoms are made of electrons, protons, and neutrons (very duh).
4. Electrons, protons, and neutrons can be split in half to create quarks.
5. Quarks are actually made of even smaller pieces, called strings.
Strings are eleven-dimensional (ten dimensions + time) bits of energy that not only make up the above particles but create forces including gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear forces, weak nuclear forces, and a few other forces that have not yet been discovered.
Strings are so infitismally small that anyone with an IQ of less that 400 (ie, all humans) is incapable of imagining how small they are. To give you an example, imagine an atom of hydrogen was the size of the solar system. On the same scale, a single string would be the size of small tree.
String theory also includes a bunch of theorys including m-theory, relativity, chaos theory, and a few others that may or may not have been invented by someone who was on LSD at the time (if you've ever seen any Mandelbrot Fractals, you'll know what I mean).
After reading about string theory for two hours, my brain decided to go into a coma out of self defense.
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A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss
If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.
A type of guitar that utilizes 8 strings, rather than the standard 6. Popularized by Meshuggah and Periphery, and often coupled with the now famous "djent" sound.
Meshuggah's guitarists all use Ibanez 8 strings.
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