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A superhero that wears glasses for his disguise without anyone knowing that he is superman. He is not so super considering a green rock is his weakness.
Really Superman?! A green rock?!
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a person who is exceptionally athletic, tall, good looking....pretty much perfect.
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When a Man or Women cums on their mates back and put the bed sheet on their back. Thus making them, when they get up to chase you, look like Superman.
Danielle got mad a Joey for cumming on her while she slept, while they where running through the house Joey noticed she looked like SUPERMAN with the bed sheet stuck on her back from the cum.
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a) Superman is the last survivor of the planet Krypton. As is woefully unprepared homeland is subjected to a prodigiousand catastrophic explosion, he is sent by his loving parents to Earth on a spaceship. He comes here and basically grows up on a farm until he realizes hes better than that. Than he moves to the city and proceeds to beat the shit out of everybody.
b) Anybody who performs such a tremendous feat as to be declared a "superman"
a) I would bet millions of dollars that pre-crisis superman could destroy any character in the comic universe, DC or otherwise. He was wickedly strong and foolishly overpowered. Those writers were smoking crack.
b) Magic Johnson is superman. There have only been a few people in the world to get AIDS and not die; but Magic does it in style.
Magic Johnson > AIDS
and
Magic Johnson style > Big Ron Style*
therefore
Magic Johnson = Superman
*Big Ron Style being developed by Ish for the West Coast Customs client "Ron" on the ever-popular mtv program "Pimp My Ride"
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takin whatever remainder of a blunt and hitting it excessively then swallowing the entire blunt, lit and all
The cops were about to pull us over so i had no choice but to superman the blunt
or,
i got bet 5 bucks i wouldnt superman that blunt, now i got a brand new one for free!
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A sexual act characterized by doing doggy-style then ejaculating on her shoulders. Follow that up by sticking a towel as a cape thus making the superman.
Man- Bitch hold on a sec.
Hoe- Boy, what are you doing?
Man- Shut up bitch and put this towel on.
Hoe- Why?
Man- Shutup hoe It's called the superman.
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The act of lying face down, and placing arms in front of you, in a superman like manner.
No, it's not like planking.
Why would you even ask that?
What are you doing?
SUPERMANNING.
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