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When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it
Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!
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A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
when a syrian hobo takes out his rpg when he sees a duck and sticks it up the ducks vagina and pulls the trigger
syrian quack attack homo with a rpg
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Syrian Gas Mask is the sex act where the male covers his partners mouth with his testicles and farts directly into his partner’s nose.
Rick: Dude I ate some really spicy tacos.
Mark: You should definitely give your girl a Syrian Gas Mask tonight
The true army of Syria. The current Syrian military is doing the opposite of what militaries are supposed to do, which is protecting their people from military threats.
The Syrian army is currently killing thousands of unarmed civilians for protesting against the psychopathic despot in power named Bashar al Assad.
The Free Syrian Army is made up of over 20,000 Syrian army defectors who are currently protecting their people like the official Syrian army they're fighting against is supposed to do.
The leader of the Free Syrian Army is a defected colonel named Riyad al-Asad.
God bless the Free Syrian Army
The soldiers in the Free Syrian Army are some of the bravest soldiers in the world
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When a man has visually messy anal sex with another person. After the deed is done, the man takes off his poo smeared condom and gently paints a bolo tie (of his poo) on the catchers chest region. Simulating a bolo tie, made of poop.
Dude bro, I totally gave that guy a syrian bolo tie after anal sex last night. That guy was soooo gay.
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while having sex, you roll your sock into a ball, place it against your butt hole, and fill it with your Sarin gas, then stuff the sock in her mouth.
Last night she got the Syrian Assaud gas attack and loved it
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