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dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010


dorm cannon

Projectile weapon usually made from about six 12-ounce soda pop or beer cans with the all the tops and bottoms cut out except for one, which is placed at the bottom end, and held together by duct tape. Device is filled at one end with some type of explosive gas such as butane from a disposable lighter. An object such as a ball, a wadded up sock, or a potato or other vegetable is then loaded into the open end, and the gas is ignited by a lighter or lit cigarette. Makes a loud noise and, if properly made, can be used to shoot the projectile down a dormitory hallway or out a window. Not recommended for quiet floors. Generally frowned upon by Resident Advisors, college administrators, and university police.

Dude, don't come out in the hallway. Jimmy is in the stairs and is going to set of his dorm cannon.

by ElOjo August 18, 2007

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worm dorm

1. A scantily clad piece of male underwear. 2. Also a very common catchphrase that can be a "good" or a "bad" thing.

1. I ran out of clean worm dorms today, so I slept naked.

2. Yo bro! I locked my keys in my car and it was totally worm dorm!

by wormdorm? February 24, 2010

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Dorm Turtle

A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.

Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.

by TheTurtleSlayer February 12, 2011


dorm alone

Just like being "home alone," but with a college dorm room instead. When you walk into the room and find out your roommates are gone, then you know your dorm alone, which gives you a certain amount of privacy and with it freedom to do things that would normally be too awkward or obnoxious with other people around.

Patrick: Back at the dorm. I wonder if my roommates are in?

*opens up door, walks in, and briefly scans the room*

Nope, looks like I'm dorm alone. Hell yeah, now I can play music without headphones/talk to myself out loud/jack off to porn/take a piss on my roommate's bed! 'Tis the Grandest Day!

by dartman February 15, 2012


dorm storm

The raiding of freshman dorms on a college campus by students several years older in search of sexual activity or friendly acquaintances.

"Hey, wanna join us? We're gonna dorm storm any little freshmen girls we can find!"

by kaiser206 May 23, 2007

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Dorm Suite

A cruel manipulation of the english language.

"I have closets bigger than this Dorm Suite"

by RockStarSurferChick March 17, 2003

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