greek

I’m 100% greek, your meals every night consist of your Yiayias meatballs and your mothers pastchio. You have ab 49492 cousins and you call all of your greek friends your cousins too, you usually get asked the comment questions “ did you watch big fat Greek wedding??” or “do you believe and zeus and like Poseidon?”. when your friends come over your parents feed them over amounts of food and they never leave the house on an empty stomach, and you’re easter is like a party for a whole week, you go to church for hours every day during that week and the italians boonk ganged our fucking meatballs, on thanksgiving you usually see ur theo and dad hanging a lamb from a tree in the backyard and cooking it calling it dinner, and your thea chases you around the house with the eye of the lamb on a fork telling you to eat it because it makes you “smarter” you always eat fish, lamb etc. Whole, meaning brain guts all that good stuff, you have an ego where greeks basically created everything on planet earth and it’s the most superior cutler to all others. and people don’t understand that we aren’t yelling, that’s how we talk. greeks are known for doing it in the ass. (doing it greek style) the common names are usually “niko, yianni, gorge, anastasia, eleni, etc.” and everyone’s last name is so long to pronounce is confusing and it always ends with “oulos” or “os”. All greeks are a big happy family and we all love each other and if ur not greek then gtfo, ur not invited

she has like 949299294 cousins.. she’s probably greek.

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greek

Impenetrable, incomprehensible, gibberish, utterly foreign, incapable of being understood.

This is the more traditional, colloquial meaning in American slang. Something, usually text or a learned subject, that is difficult to comprehend or understand.

"I am trying to learn calculus, but failing miserably. It's all Greek to me."

"Can you read what it says on the menu? It's all greek to me."

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Greek

A person who is extremely cool and smooth with everything he does. Also likes to get geeked and is a freak.

"Greek motherfucker, your the coolest mother fucker on the planet, dude"

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Greek

Sex

Will this be a QV Greek

Greek

One who owns all. Usually have at least 27 cousins, eat lots of awesome food (Yamista, gyros, spanicopita). We invented everything, including the atom bomb. It was then stolen by the Italians, then by the Russians, and finally by the Bastards in the USA. We hate those malakas from Turkey, with their camel wrestling. They take over northern Cyprus, so we are forced to kill them.

Famous Greek: Jennifer Aniston

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GREEK

If you have no intention of going Geek I mean Greek do not go here.

Party Invite; Greeks or Girls

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greek

A lazy person who wants holidays, likes to talk bla bla, and goes to buzukia to get drunk.

Person1: I'm Greek.
Person2: I'm so sorry!

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