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while having sexual intercourse thru the anus right before ejaculation the man punches his partner in the neck. her body freezes up clenching the butt hole on the males shaft. as he forces his dick out the o ring comes out of the anus. he then cuts it off very precisely and either wears it as a bracelet or necklace for a souvenir.
while fucking this girl i O Ring Dominated her and i still wear her on my wrist daily.
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when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.
dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.
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After you give someone a pink sock, you cut the sock off and wear it on your wrist.
Guy 1, "Dude, check out your wrist! You killed her o-ring! No, you dominated her o-ring! That's some crazy ass O-ring Domination!"
Guy 2, "Yeah, I don't play around."
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a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after
"Don't eat chili peppers out of donald's mom's pussy, it'll give you a ring o' fire!"
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When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
when you're taking a dump and after the first flush, the toilet floods and the long turd with the tip sticking out of the water paints circles on your buttcheeks as it's spinning around
sorry i took so long in there, had to do a bunch of paperwork regarding some O-rings
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.