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A tail is the soft white fluffy thing that presses against my belly when I am having sex with a girl in a Playboy Bunny style outfit.
Johnny McWarguy: *pulls out of a bunnygirl's vag and orgasms* Oh I'm sorry, I just cummed all over your tail.
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The THC crystals collected from grounded marijuana used to top a bowl smoking a Comet. Used in the expression "Comets and Tails" refering to the act of combining the 'Comets' and 'Tails' for smoking a marijuana extraction alternative.
Wanna do some Comets and Tails? Let's smoke some Comets and Tails. Got any Comets and Tails?
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An individual who annoyingly follows someone everywhere because they have an obsession with that individual. Usually associated with socially crippled video game nerds.
Tail: Can I talk to you about video games?
Victim: Sure, just can you hold on David? I gotta go take a leak
Tail: Hey I'll follow you to the bathroom.
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when reffering to anal sex it is the end of the turd which has not totally dropped down to the end of the colon.
I was screwing my girlfriend in the ass and I caught some tail.
I was fingering this chicks ass and I got a tail.
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Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.
Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
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