one of the weakest of empires in the world due to the fact that all of their soldiers are either chickens or children. Their favorite meal for the leaders is fresh cow feces and armadillo urine
"oh shiver me timbers its the Tasmanian empire!"
A sexual act in which you latch onto a mans asshole like a face hugger and probe with your tongue. You then insert your saliva into his chocolate starfish.
“Bro I just got a Tasmanian slurry”
“I bet it tasted great”
wankers
just
wankers
they love punching handicaped kids
they live with parents that are brothers and sisters
victorian guy: fuck moui look at those cunt tasmanian kids bashing another group of them fucked kids
victorian guy 2: fuck this lets head back to pakenham
Cause of climate change: Big boy ded x_x
"big boy ded x_x...... TASMANIAN TIGER TOO MUCH BURNY BURN"
While indulging in fellatio your partner cops your load kisses you and ejects your load, you cop a Tasmanian Snowball.
I thought cop this load then it came back as a Tasmanian Snowball. Dirty bitch.
Tasmanian orgy (1);when you’re dating one sister and fuck the other one. Getting the second sister pregnant but staying with your girlfriend
(2); when you’re dating or fucking 2 sisters at the same time.
James; Oi did ya hear about mike?
Charlie; nah why?
James; he had a Tasmanian orgy
When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours