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That weird person your friends with who eats paper
Crystal: (eats paper)
You: Crystal stop eating paper
Crystal: (eats more paper)
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The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.
"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
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1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.
2. A pretty name for a girl.
1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?
2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!
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Known as a hoe, sleeps with multiple men, kisses the boss's ass for attention. Usually dark haired female, act getto even though she white, two faced, will stab you in the back last min.
Male 1: "I got date with crystal tonight"
Male2: "I just fucked her last night"
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A Person That Doesn't Disrespect Anyone And Is Very Unique.
She is a crystal. He is a crystal.
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A girl who always hangs around your friends even though she is just tryna date them. She talks shit about her own friends and is annoying as hell. She doesn’t want to hang out with her own friends and instead meat rides you and your friends.
Friend: “what the hell are you doing here?”
Crystal: “ zoe is so ugly!”
a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! She's a hero and a one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, a carefree soul and has a good aura and dope vibe. A woman who has a good taste in music and is just simply fabulous and freaky, wild and Very good at sex.
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination