bling

The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.

In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.

See that blinging car over there, the one with the spinning rims? I bet the driver is a tosser.

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bling

flashy or gaudy jewelry, named for the sound generated when worn.

"Oh shit I forgot my bling!"

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bling it on

The Worst commercial idea in existance, spawned by the darkest evils known to man.

"Now it's easy to bling!"

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blinging

adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually

1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.

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Bling-Bling

Your jewelry that is iced out or crushed out with diamonds, usually platinum or gold: watches(Gucci, Rolex, Cartier), chains, pieces, bracelets, and platinum or gold slugs(teeth).

Whats happen whoadie! I went down to the Gucci to buy some new bling-bling. Check it out cousin. This i how we do it down south, whoadie!

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bling

Bling today:

1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.

2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.

3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.

Example 1,
Rapper: Check my bling 22's yo'
Me: wow there hideous, get some taste.
Rapper:..........(distracted ny own relfection in chrome)

Example 2,
Chav A:lurk at ma soverin ring youi
Chav B:Yer tha luks well smart wid ya burberry 'at. Blingin' it.
Chav A:oh noooh, its raeinin it'll go green if i' gets wet!

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bling bling

n. Cash money. Scrilla. Dough. Legal tender.

I'ma go down to Wells Fargo and withdraw some bling bling.

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