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I've got a lot of canvas

Phr. Secret lesbian code for the prospect of sexual relations with another woman to test whether or not she is a lesbian.

Hey, we should hang out and paint together sometime, because I've got a lot of canvas.

by Clam Jouster January 18, 2011

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curtis oil canvas

The greatest football player ever

Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome

by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008


The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence referring to her back as “The Canvas”

“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”

by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021


The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence her back being “The Canvas”

“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”

by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021


Colgate’s Canvas

Another way of referring to teeth, especially if the owner of the teeth has very good oral hygiene.

Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers

Amanda was a monthly visitor to her dentist and brushed 4 times a day. Her friends constantly tried to make her smile just so they could get a glimpse of Colgate’s canvas.

by UnbaisedDictionary02 May 3, 2023


Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper March 17, 2016


Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020