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Dumb mother fuckers who troll and flame to no end. They like to suck each others dicks.
"Hitler was sooooooo Tippi Tai & Deadpool."
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When you fake your death to get back at a fucker.
Joe: "WTH? I thought you were dead!"
Jeff: "I wanted to Pull a Deadpool so I could get back at you for eating the last muffin, bitch!"
Jeff: *Pulls out desert eagle, and blows a sizable hole into Joe's forehead, blowing his brains across the wall behind him.*
a really smart anti-hero from Marvel who can literally destroy everything in the universe and has swords and cannot die because well he says this one word
let me quote Deadpool here ........ "FUCK"
Deadpool: Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own Deadpool entry in the Urban Dictionary? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine". And let me tell you, he's got a nice pile of smooth criminals down under.
Deadpool is a cool guy, he has amazing kills and sh like that hes like..a frickin hottie
Guy1: bro lets go watch deadpool! Hes so cool
Guy2:yeah!!!!
That one guy that jerked off to a unicorn
"Deadpool, why are u jerking off to a toy?"
A bad-ass fucking superhero who likes to make dark humour and very funny jokes and would easily fucking kill you if he ever needed and he would gladly fuck the blind bitch in his hotel room
Chad - Hey wanna watch deadpool
Bob - oh ye he is bad-ass