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The goddess of all chickens; amazing at everything and creates happiness; resides in Chicken Town, New Tork
The Chicken Goddess commanded her chickens to kill all pebbles on sight.
The Chicken Goddess destroyed the planet Pluto to eliminate the false pebble god.
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woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass
I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess
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Lady Gaga
lady Gaga is the goddess of pop
“who is the goddess of pop?”
“lady gaga.”
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1. A woman so beautiful, brilliant and wholesome, that she is simply not like any other woman that has walked this earth.
This woman therefore possesses some uncommon spiritual element that cannot be solidly defined but is clearly present.
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A woman so catastrophically intoxicating and devastatingly beautiful, that the only title you can afford said woman without disrespecting her is that of a Goddess.
I adore the Goddess Haseena not for the way she danced with my angels, but for, the sound of her name could silence my demons.
A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
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A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.
"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"
"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."
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Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.
Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
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