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A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten
-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
-sweet
-i know rock on man
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A guitar is the sexiest instrument ever. Chicks dig guitars.
It is also a stringed musical instrument with a long, fretted neck, a flat, somewhat violinlike body, and typically six strings, which are plucked with the fingers or with a plectrum.
And A musical instrument having a flat-backed rounded body that narrows in the middle, a long fretted neck, and usually six strings, played by strumming or plucking.
Lean your body forward slightly to support the guitar against your chest, for the poetry of the music should resound in your heart.
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An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.
Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!
Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
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The way a guitar is played. How a guitarist makes his guitar speak to others.
The Guitarism of Jimi Hendrix was total funk while Eric Clapton's guitarism is pure metal.
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An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.
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A six stringed instrument often using nylon or steel strings. The instrument is also seen in 7 or 12 string models, hollow or solid and is adorned by 2 or possibly three pick-ups that help produce the sound.
I have purchased a brand new guitar.
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The most overplayed musical instrument in the world, music itself has been diluted because of the instrument's popularity among the vapid. Most great and original guitarists are dead, which creates a problem for touring, unless you're playing Cleveland.
"I suck so bad my guitars are now wall ornaments collecting dust and I've begun listening to shit I'll NEVER be able to play anyways, like jazz."
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