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A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.
"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."
A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.
My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.
when you get turned on by a tree
oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment
A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.
Women and Zombies alike cower in the presence of my Impalator.
Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.
Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.