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Typically an honest and loyal person. Never tried to do someone wrong. Always goes the extra mile to make someone smile. Very talented and fun to be around, but a perpetual virgin.
-“Hey, do you know what Karl is doing?”
-“No, but he isn’t getting laid.”
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This is a man who knows who he is and what he wants. He means every word, his views, opinions and promises do not blow with the wind. If he has a strong opinion about what is right, he will defend it regardless whether or not he is standing alone. A comedian who doesn't take himself too seriously and is happy to be the pun of everyone's joke. Extremely humble, he lets others sing his praises instead of others. He keeps a tight brotherhood around him, some you would call sisterhood. His not wild and out of control guy but on occasions does like to party and indulge in life's temptations. He thinks before he acts and doesn't let his emotions get the best of him. Karl becomes depressed when his let down, his a fantastic friend, father and husband. The longer you know him, the more you love him. Karl is just beautiful, his smart, caring and weird (which is a good thing). A smart dresser who requires zero navigation to a girl's heart.
Karl's sister:' I don't think there's a girl worthy of my brother, they're all gold diggers'
Friend: 'I am, what's wrong with me? Try to set me up with him'
Karl's sister: 'Are you kidding, he likes interesting sporty girls who look after their bodies'
Friend: 'Are you calling me fat?'
Karl's sister: 'No, I'm not calling you fat, you're just not his type'
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A person who repeats or reuses old out of date jokes, sometimes makes awful original jokes, during the worst of times.
“Heh, wh-what are those man”
“Karl please stop, you’re interrupting the funeral.
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The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.
Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man
Dude #2: dude i think i just karled
Dude #1: dude thats sick
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Hot. Secretive. Sexy. Addicted to speeding along winding roads. Totally quirky, cool and delicious.
'What was that??'
'Must've been Karling Racing'
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Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners
Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!
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