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an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. So named due to the similarity to the cricket competitions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.
Sally: “Fred, Jim disappeared after breakfast and it's already 11. We are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”
Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”
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matching fetishes is when someone has a fetish and another person (hopefully of opposite sex)'s fetish is fulfilling the other's fetish.
Shawn is fascinated with Arianna's feet, while Arianna loves getting her feet tickled. The matching fetishes are the foot fetish
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Used in fighting games to describe a match between two of the same character.
During a mirror match the first player most commonly plays with the character's primary costume or outfit. The computer or second player's character wears an alternate outfit which can be an entirely different costume or a slightly off shaded version of the origianl
Sub-Zero faced off against Sub-Zero in the mirror match before the final endurace matches in Mortal Kombat
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A term commonly used by marijuana smokers who both have and share one blunt or joint.
"Wassup bro you wanna match one?"
- hell yeah man I only have
one.
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verb : To combine different elements together to form an equivalent deal.
The grocery store allows customers to mix and match different types of products (and still get the reduced price).
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a gimmick match in pro wrestling
A cage surrounds the wrestling ring. Both wrestlers start inside the ring (and thus inside the cage). In order to win, BOTH of your feet have to hit the ground outside of the cage.
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A type of explosive very similar to Firecrackers which is ignited just like a match, the hard composition sitting on top of the explosive is friction sensitive and can either be strike'd or directly ignited with an open flame. The cracker begins to burn down from an internal fuse consisting of slow burning powder or visco until the explosive component is reached setting of a loud bang.
Match Crackers are very popular in the EU and are usually cheaper than firecrackers, they also tend to be waterproof in most cases. Size is measured in what is labeled 'K-O2--' they can range from the kids sized KO201 to the much more destructive K0212 all the way up to the extremely powerful K0218 . The smallest type actually contains gun powder in most cases, but 95% of the time they contain flash powder which is more explosive. To give you an idea of the power, the smallest type has 150mg of flash and K0212 has 3g of flash, the same as the classic M-80's of the 60's.
If used correctly they are very safe and only create a loud bang with a small shock-wave, they tend to have longer fuse times than firecrackers as they are designed to be held in the hand and thrown away as they are lit.
Match Crackers are the type with no fuse sticking out the top, they boast ridiculous amounts of flash and can be lit in more than one way, 3 ways if you count powerful laser pointers.
On to college we go, to blow up some motherfucking toilets!
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