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Mile High Club Half Member

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.

Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

by mrperson123 January 30, 2018


Mile high-five club

Masturbating on an airplane.

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

by Vthippiechick May 15, 2022

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mile high mocha club

ultra-exclusive club for espresso mocha fiends wherein their beautifully benevelont barista's give them a discounted price on there usual drink in order to be rewarded with a generous tip.
or hot hot sex.

is that a tip for now or a tip for later?

by le j. November 9, 2004

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Mile High Club

Contrary to popular belief, *this* definition refers to the most difficult, rage-inducing Veteran mission from Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Mile High Club is the epilogue to CoD 4, and attempting to complete it on Veteran is wishing for death's sweet release after only about 5 attempts.

"I've broken 3 controllers trying to beat Mile High Club."

by BiMaruZura November 12, 2022


Mile High Club

Whorehouse in the sky.

Take me to Mile High Club

by Trengerpenger July 20, 2017


Mile High Club Host

1) Highest level of the Mile High Club that one can achieve. To have sex with the pilot in an aircraft at least 1 mile high above the ground. The pilot having sex becomes a Mile High Club Host, and the other individual becomes a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
2) If a Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they both become Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.

Spencer: Hey George! I heard you took Kacy up for a flight for your date. Did you join the Mile High Club?

George: Yep in fact I’m now a Mile High Club Host and she’s a Mile High Club VIP😏

by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 26, 2024


Mile High Club Host

Mile High Club at the highest level. To have sex 1 mile high in an airplane with the pilot. If achieved, the pilot has now become a Mile High Club Host and the other individual has become a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).

3) If the Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they are both Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.

George: Hey Spencer I heard you took Kacy on a flight for your date! Did you join the Mile High Club?

Spencer: Yep in fact I’m a Mile High Club Host and I made her a Mile High Club VIP😏.

by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 26, 2024