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Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.

Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"

by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013

18πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Nonce

Curtis Mountain.

"Curtis Mountain is a Nonce"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 2, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.

John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


nonce

Someone who touches minors

β€œMax your dad sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he’s on the chase the silly nonce”

by MrTinyKnob March 8, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

17πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


nonce

a kiddie diddler

watch out for uncle vic he's a nonse that diddles kiddies

by edna cushion October 25, 2003

37πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


nonced

british slang
when someone's been the victim of a nonce, they are said to have been nonced

stubby was nonced by the baker boys

by bakerboys07 July 2, 2007

23πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž