thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

30👍 24👎

popcfg

The place which I call my second home. The place where I have met my best friends or better yet my sisters. The place where nothing goes wrong and everything is just right. The place where I could never imagine never seeing again.

My favorite place in the world is popcfg.

10👍 3👎

Jumbalator

1.n. Mechanical device consisting of a large PVC chair, a plastic phallus and several electrodes.

2 n. Any device designed to enhance one's moments of 'leisure'.

Man! that Jumbalator makes me wanna shit! Gee, it's like having an eight inch long vibrating turd, dude!

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

9👍 13👎

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

5👍 43👎

penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice

COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy

375👍 272👎

furby

Munoz! See Munoz for a fuller definition

Munoz is such a furby!

3👍 56👎