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When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
An asshole with the same amount of brain cells as a potato and thinks that he's a 10 even though he's a 4 at best. He is also a HUGE fuckboy. Beware of the Payton.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there dancing like a drunk orangatang?
Girl 2: That's Payton, please don't date him he has about 9 more STDs than he does friends.
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When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.
Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?
Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.
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Payton's have had a rough past but somehow makes it through. She has a gorgeous smile that is so contagious. Despite that she has so many friends of different cliques. She loves to share the love. She also has an amazing body, and a very nice petite waste with a larger booty. And she doesn't like to flaunt what she has. She is also a major flirt. But this flirting is almost natural, like she incorporates flirting with talking. Payton's are not easily tied down either, she has more than one guy crushing on her and she's crushing on more than one guy. Payton's have hearts of gold and they plan to spread their love all around.
Guy: Do you know who that is? God she just makes me smile just looking at her. Other Guy: Yeah, doesn't surprise me. That's Payton, kindest and cutest soul you'll ever meet.
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An amazingly stunning person with a personality that will make you melt. She often has a smile that you would die for and a laugh that brightens the day! She is beautiful inside and out and deserves the world.
“Everyone should strive to be a Payton.”
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Payton is an amazing athlete and loves ice sports. She is friends with everyone and thinks most girls are drama queens. She's very clumsy and alwaus has a smile on her face, as nice as she is she's not the best with secrets.
Guy1:Dude did you see that amazing save he made!
Guy2: bro that's payton, she's a girl
Guy1: you're kidding right
Guy2: no she's my sister's best friend
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