Pez Head

noun (pejorative): person guilty of using a concentration of hair products so extreme that their hair-do is rendered immobile in gale-force winds

I can't believe the number of Pez Heads in attendance at this disco, Salma...perhaps we should leave.

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Lez Pez

When a lesbian is eating out her girlfriend, and the girlfriend's Monistat pill shoot out of her vagina into the other's mouth.

Lesbian Lover #1: "oh baby! that feels.. *CHOKE*... dear god and all that is holy! i just ate a lez pez!"

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PEZ DISPENSER

JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER

HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.

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nez pez

no please

kid: can i eat have twenty bucks mom?

mom: nez pez

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pez out

verb: To dispense, dole out, give, bestow, administer, shell out, etc.

I'm not about to pez out some cash so you can buy clothes that make you look like a whore!

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Pez pequeno

A guy named Jose that thinks he's a shark playing pool but he is just a little fish.

Jose thought he was a Shark shooting pool, but checking all the money he loses to Marty he is just a pez pequeno.

Pez dispenser

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.

My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.