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Promise

A word one says to another, usually used when two people are referring to something homosexual. Most of the time "Promise" is used in a joking matter, unless your friend is a faggot.

Mike: Joe, Can I lick your asshole?
Joe: Promise?
Mike. Chia scott.

by Jailbait October 26, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


No promises

It means no promises- pretty self-explanitory.

I'm going to camp next year, no promises.

by JustTwi October 23, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lick and a Promise

This is originally London slang and quite an old expression; its first recorded use is in 1838 in an English newspaper (The Era) where it was used to describe a uninterested or half-assed attempt at any sort of task or job. Gradually its use changed until, by the time The Era closed in 1939, it was used and still is used to describe a perfunctory wash, less thorough that even HF-AGBA, a BBA or an airplane bath.

Malcolmโ€™s really stinking this morning, I donโ€™t think he even bothered with a lick and a promise.

by AKACroatalin September 9, 2016

219๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Promised Neverland

A very tense, twisty horror anime about little kids in a death orphanage farm. The best horror anime beisdes Attack on Titan. The 11 year old main characters have a higher I.Q than most adults.

The Promised Neverland is f*cking terrifying.

by kaidea October 10, 2019

136๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Promise Ring

A promise ring is a sign of commitment between two people. Often, it is the first token of a serious relationship that is just developing, but exchanging promise rings can equally be a symbol of a joint commitment which is not related to love. A promise ring can mean many things: I promise to always love you.

''I want to marry you in the future, and I want to show you how serious I am about you. I give you this promise ring as a symbol of that''.

by ohsnapitziris September 18, 2018

51๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Abigailโ€™s Promise

A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, โ€œInternet Comment with Erikโ€, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occamโ€™s razor and Chekhovโ€™s gun.

โ€œDid you hear about that new Lord of the Rings series? Classic Abigailโ€™s promise right there.โ€

by Commentiquette Student April 16, 2022


Pinkie Promise

It's a special kind of promise. Nopony breaks a Pinkie Promise. 'Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye!' is the pinkie promise.

Alright man I Pinkie Promise, I Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye, that I will tell you tomorrow.

by tiger3y3s September 23, 2013

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