A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!
She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!
To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.
"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."
It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
Rocky roads are streaks of poop.
There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!
Earth shattering, Rough Anal sex. Usually between a gay couple
Blake: Man, I could go for some rocky road right now
Brogan: Yeah, you dirty slut?
Someone who is sexually explorative and adventurous, likes to engage in new experiences, likes it rough, choked, bdsm, anal, toys, all the things. Just like the ice cream, it's not boring or plain in anyway.
I just hooked up with this dude, and he's far from vanilla. He's a rocky road mf.