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to hunt big black cock bbc; the act of a huntress or group of female hunters seeking out the largest of the large black cocks. Upon capture the hunted impale the hunters with their black meat swords until satisfaction is achieved.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Melissa, Annie and I are going on a BBC Safari"
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When you start on one video then hit the link to a related video and then another related video until you've been on youtube for five hours when you started out looking at a panda sneezing and end up with some guy talking about reptilan aliens disrupting the human race's ultimate evolution to ascend to the 4th dimension.
"Hahahaha that baby panda is hilarious! Oooh, whats this video?" *four and a half hours later* "ZOMG! my mind is blown by how everyone in power is a shape-shifting reptilian! What a Youtube Safari!"
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"Safari bong" is a term used to describe packing the cone piece with bits of weed found all over the house/flat.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.
A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
Bro: Dude what are you doing on your hands and knees?
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.
2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.
1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.
2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"
..an event, job, date, that gets screwed-up, not what is was supposed to be...
...i gotta tell ya kati..this thing turned into nothing more than a hinky safari...
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a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location.
Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.
Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
Porthos: Dude, this place is a noob safari.
Smiley: Dude, stop being such a noob safari.
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A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.
Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature
Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!