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tall smitties

The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.

Damn that girl has some tig ol bitties. Yeah, but her homegirl got some tall ass smitties.

by Kics March 28, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.

Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.

by Ms.Kee August 25, 2008


Smitty Werbenjeggermanjensen

The guy from Spongebob.

He was #1!

by Luka April 23, 2004

82๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pullin' a Smitty

To get a massive stiffy at an inappropriate time.

"Dang, shoulda seen Shea the other day, he was Pullin' a Smitty when that little boy crashed his bike."

by SaveMeFromSmitty February 16, 2014


Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.

Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).

by Paritybond February 6, 2022


Da Smitty

an act where one waxes his pubic hair and pulls his shorts down to the beginning of his genetailia and wears only a santa hat and red gym shorts. takes a pic of it and sends it to all his contacts

" yo i did a da smitty last night. yo."

by Fro_man_Joe_Man December 30, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


b smitty

a extreme balla, a kid just so smooth and filthynastytight,a kid who walks in extreme favor and is blessed.A kid who balls all day of everyday

man tht b smitty is so legit

by ballaballa October 12, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž