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When you are laying down on your side and someone sneaks up on you for a spoon thus initiating the sneaky spoon.
Usually the sneaker will be the big spoon but not always. Depending on your sneaky skill level, you may be able to pull off a little spoon - sneaky spoon.
It is common courtesy to whisper the term "sneaky spoon" into the person's ear once in position.
"Oh they're laying down...time for a sneaky spoon..."
The act of stealing a girl's first kiss. It is gender exclusive, and can only be done by a man who has kissed at least one girl before. It finds a new level and meaning when used to describe a "batter" that is Over .500 for taking girls first kisses divided by his total kisswork. Though aggressive and sloppy, it is still wanted which is disgusting.
Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Dave: Yo, did you see Kenny pull another Sneak Lloyd last night?
Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.
Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.
Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.
Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
a sneaky link can be a sexual or non-sexual experience that nobody knows about. (It usually is a sexual experience)
“my sneaky link rearranged these guts last night”
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sneaky Jews who descend from Yemen but settled in Great Neck, NY.
Saba: Hey, do you know Roi?
Jesse: Who the Sneaky Yemenite from Great Neck?
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Unroll a roll of toilet paper. Jerk off and drag it through your cum, Roll it back up, enjoy sneaky tp
Man I pulled a sneaky tp on all my co-workers sneaky tp
An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.
A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.
"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."
"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."
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