Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

hinamizawa syndrome

1) A really screwed up disease that causes hallucinations and paranoia so intense you kill those around you and eventually yourself, usually by clawing out your throat.

2) What would happen if dementia and AIDS had a baby

*On the local news* "Sadly, another person suffering from the highly dangerous Hinamizawa Syndrome slaughtered their family, and then died moments later in the street after clawing out their own throat"

Shiv syndrome

When the two tard Shiv's go head to head in anything. These niggas are always beefing with each other about some dumbass shit. All the shit they say when beefing makes no sense at all so it is virtually impossible for everyone else to pick a side. Due to their inability to coexist at all, anytime they are together, it is an extremely toxic situation. It looks like they have some unspoken competition about who the better Shiv is. The only thing this duo is good for is providing entertainment to everyone else with their constant beef.

The Shiv's went head to head in 2k and started beefing because one called the other "trash" so both of Shiv's began to argue about who is better at 2k and they always look for any opportunity to take digs at each anytime the other Shiv fucks up. We always refer to this beef as the "Shiv syndrome."

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snippet syndrome

The known effect of a snippet of a unreleased song sounding much better then the official version. This is typically due to the low quality audio that comes with Snippets, and people brains subconsciously fill in the gaps to make it sound much better.

Johnny was experiencing major snippet syndrome when he first heard the official version of Kobe Rollie for the first time

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Dalrymple Syndrome

A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.

Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”

Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.

Jotaro Syndrome

Jotaro Syndrome is when an anime or Japanese character is stated as being young(primarily around 17)and goes to school but looks too out of age and doesn't resemble the average kid of his age

I always love seeing Joker and Kawakami together
Hol up you know Joker is 16 right? He has Jotaro Syndrome.

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Trumpholm syndrome

Trumpholm syndrome is a psychological phenomenon first described in 2016 in which intelligent, rational, empathetic and compassionate Americans who did not vote for Donald Trump during the U.S presidential election of 2016 express empathy and sympathy—and have positive feelings toward—President Donald Trump, sometimes to the point of defending and identifying with him and his agenda.

Trumpholm syndrome is self-defense mechanism: bonding with Trump is the individual's response to trauma suffered by his rise to power.

Symptoms of Trumpholm syndrome often develop after a sustained period of trumpression.

The word "Trumpholm" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "Stockholm" (referring to Stockholm syndrome).

"Ever since Cecilia's post-election trumpression transformed into Trumpholm syndrome, she's been able to get out of bed and go to work again; Jim said he even saw her smile while watching President Trump on the news."

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