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beaver teaser

Female equivalent of a cock tease.

Johnathan got me horny then left, what a beaver teaser.

by Howling Mad December 30, 2016


teaser hong

A teaser hong is a word used when your friends misspell something on a group chat.

- But just teaser hong and write a little about it.

by teaserhongdior May 14, 2020


teaser hong

One of the worst possible typos that could ever exist. It is so far from the true definition that nobody could ever understand its true meaning, but it has inside joke potential.

But just teaser Hong and writing a little about it.
Real meaning: But just research and writing a little about it.

by walrusandtaylorswiftlover101 May 14, 2020


Screaming teaser

1. v. - when you slap her wit yo dick, and she lets out a high pitch screech

Sharty wasn't fuckin wit me til I gave her the ol' Screaming teaser... now the bitch won't leave me alone!

by Sweetbabyray October 13, 2017


tastle teaser

to cover your nipple tastles in honey before dipping in sprinkles then duning them into a womans vagina before lighitng the end on candle to look like a firework as she squirts to put them out.

jj: ah my nipple tastles are out of control (carly is lining up a squirt as he screams hurry up)

carly: hold on baby

jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)

jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser

by anal12345 March 5, 2012


Bean teaser

A personal massager; a vibrating dildo.

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."

by mask_it_or_casket July 3, 2020


Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

by womanizer March 1, 2004

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