weed

The flower of a cannabis plant that contains THC, tetrahydrocannabinol, and CBD, cannabinoids.

From my own experience:
1) Slows down everything
2) Makes you hungry
3) Makes everything funny =)
4) Makes you relaxed
5) Makes you lazy as fuck.
6) Saps your motivation from you for a couple days. (The only negative thing about bud)
7) Makes you say shit that you wouldn't normally say.
8) Not addictive unless you make yourself mentally dependent on it. ex. You smoke everytime you are sad... so next time you are sad and don't have any ganja, you will be sad.
9) Clears your mind and lets you see things in a different perspective. Helps you escape your mental prison.

There are 2 different strains of cannabis: Indica and Sativa

Indica gives you that drowzy, relaxed, "chilled the fuck out" feeling.

Sativa makes you more energetic and hyper.

Some bud can be both Indica and Sativa.

Indica is usually grown inside because the plant is smaller than a Sativa plant.

Don't believe that D.A.R.E. shit or any anti-drug program. They mix in shit like, "It's addictive and can ruin your life," with bud. This is totally not true.

Can be used to make handy brownies that get you fucked up on the go.

Can be put in a tea bag to make a warm cup of happy.

Legalize it.

Where the weed at? In my system.

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Weed

GOD. notice how the definitions that down herb, have more thumbs downs then thumbs ups.

Are you wearing sunglasses man?
Na dude my eyes are just really, really dilated.
This weed is bomb as hell!

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weed

a beautiful thing if used properly. all it does is make you happy.

yo pass that joint around brother.

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weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

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weed

weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed

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weed

gods greatest invention next to pussy

always pass it to the left n never keep it for to long or ull b in shit!!!

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in the weeds

"In the Weeds" is a term for moments when a bartender or server is at their busiest, sometimes to the detriment of the usual degree of service.

"I really need to take a piss right now, but I'm too in the weeds"

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