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A good name for a pyromaniac
"I hope we don't have to burn the whole building down because of the smell! ... I'll try to give you a heads-up before my friend Arson Daly stops by."
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A fucking legend who can kick ass
Lily Daly is a whore periodt-
The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.
There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer?
Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...
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Extremely brief nap as devised by Catalan Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. He would slide off to sleep in a chair with his arm over the side, holding a spoon over a plate on the floor. The instant he fell asleep, his hand would loosen up and the spoon would fall out and hit the plate with a clatter that woke him up again. He claimed that the brief rest thus afforded him worked wonders.
The boss is coming in the door in twenty seconds. I'd better take a Dali nap.
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a big poser who is a gangster rapper when 50 cent is on the show, or a big faggot rocker when some shitty rock band is on
look at that kid getting bent over by his dad, what a carson daly
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Was the host of one of the gayest MTV shows every where people would scream and yell and act completely retarted just to be on TV.
Carson Daly made TRL much gayer than it already was
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Strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of Salvadore Dali. While inserting your penis into the rectum of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. Thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner's back as a canvas, use the feces to paint a version of "The Persistence of Memory" a most famous Dali painting. With any excess stool, paint a handle-bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in honor of Dali. Very Surreal...
After a Boffo night at the Gala at the Uffici, I inserted my penis in the rectum of some unknown artist. Thereafter, I stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of Dali's "Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized By the Horns of Her Own Chastity". Surreal, to say the least. A real Dali Sanchez.
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