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ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc
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well, my friend THOUGHT It meant a cunt. but we came to UD & realized it meant a BIG HAIRY SMELLY VAGINA.
Cause you are long in the pants, short in the weina, sucking my MUFF like a vacuum cleana.
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MU-FF
- noun, verb, adjective, pronoun
-noun: a muff is an adorable muffin-like girl.
-verb: 1. to muff- to engage in muff-like activities.
2. to take part in a time consuming, very enjoyable activity that is usually seen as unproductive.
-adjective:- muffy: muff-like, precious, humorous when
used in this manor the word muff is taken as a compliment by most
-pronoun: the adorable muffin-like person or figure being
discussed
Examples of muff:
-noun: Muff is standing by Marcel the shell with shoes on.
-verb: 1.Yesterday, instead of doing my homework, I got my muff on.
2.While Avery read aloud to the class, I was - completely muffed out.
3.On Monday of last week I was muffing when I was supposed to be cleaning my room.
4. I muffed hardcore last weekend.
-adjective: Today Avery saw a muffy girl wearing elephant boxers scampering down the road.
-pronoun: I was thinking muff was going to make me CD
with all of muff's favorite jams on it.
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Acronym for Manditory, Ugly, Fat, Friend....every girl has that one FAT friend that they always hang out with.
Man that chick is hot...yup, theres the M.U.F.F.
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"what did the nose say to the hand?... SMELL YOU LATER!!!"
"...oh jeez, you're such a muff."
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A word used to insult or title someone idiotic, douche bag-esque or disliked for any reason.
"You're a muff!"
"What a muff!"
"That kid is such a muff"
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