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When you're both about to cum and you run outside and jizz over the grass.
David: "Hey Z why is she so pissed at you?"
Z: "Oh I pulled old Philadelphia Snowstorm"
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The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
A snowstorm in Tallaght is when all the criminals from the west come out and raid stores and quite literally demolish buildings with stolen JCB's.
Person A: Hear about the snowstorm in Tallaght in 2018? They demolished a Lidl.
Person B: I heard they even robbed the safe from the back.
While performing the act of anal intercorse, a man ejaculates into the womans rectum. The woman then proceeds to deficate the semen onto the mans face.
Man, things really got out of hand. first i was fucking her in the ass then next thing you know shes trying to shit my load on my face...... what... you mean like a polish snowstorm?
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When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.
Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"
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After extreme vaginal intercourse your girl queefs so hard cum splatters all over everything, representing a snowstorm.
"Brooooo I totally got Iowan Snowstorm 'ed by Melissa last night!
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"
When you are reverse titty-fucking a girl, and without telling her, you sprinkle baby-powder on your but rack, and then proceed to fart, blowing a big white cloud in her face. Not to be confused with the New England Snowstorm
She still has powder in her eyes because I totally gave her the 'ol Portland Snowstorm last night