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wig, fake hair, horse hair usually used by women who are too lazy to style their own hair. Other times they are used by women with medical issues, and have legitimate concerns about their public appearance as they have no other choice.
For the women who don't have medical issues, they are usually the ones always complaining about guys being fake and misrepresenting themselves, but yet they have no problem sporting a wig acting like its their own hair. Men have a lot more respect for women that take care of and style their own hair whether it be long or short.
About 80% of the women who wear weaves are usually shallow, lazy, stuck up, gold diggers, and/or have serious self confidence issues. Best to avoid this type unless you just want a one night stand. If they are too lazy to take care of their own appearance, chances are they are also too lazy to get a job, pay bills, or clean around the house.
Harry: "I saw Keisha yesterday and she had 15 inches of hair, I didn't realize her hair was that long, because she usually just wears an ugly shower cap all day"
Spencer: "You big dummy! that aint her real hair! She is too lazy to take care of her own hair, so she just buys weaves all the time"
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Long hair extensions for african american women. even tho chris nd jessy have them. But they dont count
holy crap! is that thing on ur head a squirrel? or perhaps a toupee? or maybe a mohawk...o..i see...its a weave
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A potentially-contact sport involving the expert ability to excuse oneself through a crowd--two people or more--when it is utterly unnecessary to walk through them. Usually leads to mass confusion of the people through whom the weaver is weaving; expect uncalled-for apologies and/or anger. Primarily implemented as a source of entertainment for observers. Also can be applied to generally inserting oneself temporarily into another's space or cramped locations without reason. Men and women who successfully weave should be regarded as maestros of trolling. Overly-ambitious weavers can attempt the slow, backwards double low-deuces pose as they move.
George was weaving through a group of girls in the cafeteria even though there was 10 feet of walking space on either side of them. What a weirdo.
Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?
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FAKE HAIR THATS GETS OLD AND YOU MUST NEVER FORGET TO PAT YOUR WEAVE
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Attempted by many, but mastered by only some. To weave is to find your way out of trouble with a minimum of fuss, or to tag along or find your way into a situation (for the better) you weren't initially supposed to be in.
Also a form of sporting follower. A 'weaver' will weave their way into any situation, and 'get ahead of themselves', or 'overachive'.
'I'm sick of the weaver's. They're always there. Every time.'
'He'll try the weave'.
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