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To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.
While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER
Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.
The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
Topher Joe is also known as Christopher Joseph.
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When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.
Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.
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An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.
Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.
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A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.
He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.
When two people take a shit into the same toilet
Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one