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The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.
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A gentlemen binge drinking session, accompanied by the conversations that are a load of old bollocks.
Also and anagram of boys night.
Fuck me, I can barely remember walking home last night. All I recall was going on about how womens' tits evolved to look like an arse and wretching into a pint glass. It was a right old bingy tosh.
As said on tosh.0, this is a non alcoholic drink made in a martini glass. A half a bottle of expensive water such as fiji water, dump half of it down the drain and fill the bottle back up with tap water. Then poor this into to martini glass and put a little umbrella in with a slice of lemon and lime on the side and you have a tosh tini
I was drinking a tosh tini with Daniel tosh at the movies.
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Comedy Central's newest, in-your-face comedian, who gives you the only reason to watch the network since Dave Chappelle moved to Crazyville and disappointed us all. He offends people in every walk of life, and graduated from UCF in Whorlando, Florida. His show, tosh.0, is amazingly funny, although most women do not agree with this because women have no sense of humor and would rather "keep up" with the Kardasians or watch grown adults play high schoolers and/or vampires on tv. Daniel Tosh is rather sexy, but this probably would not be true if he wasn't the funniest man ever. Daniel Tosh does not know this, but we will someday be married and make unbelievably attractive, offensive offspring.
I would do dirty, dirty things to Daniel Tosh.
(female) Who's that?
He's the sexiest, funniest man ever you Twilight-loving faghag!
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An act of shoving large fruits up the anus
Im going to Tosh.0 this watermelon later.
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a nice, upper-crust, slightly less obnoxious way of saying "bullshit"
"Pish-tosh, my good man!" "He means bullshit." -Milk & Cheese
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getting your salad tossed by daniel tosh, this says it will reject definitions including non celebrities i hope you have enough star power tosh
Oh man i cant believe i got my salad toshed that was delightful yet weird
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