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When someone is wearing a towel and it is pulled off.
I was in the lockeroom and I just got out of the shower and someone toweled me. Everyone saw my dick.
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the act of committing insurance fraud
i borrowed a towel from the government
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(v)to like whorish girls,
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
guy #1 dude ure such a towel
guy #2 i am not a towel i am a grown man
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"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.
"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"
When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)
My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.
Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
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