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A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.
Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
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A large and or angry woman of any age. Generally 18 to 60
"Far out Shes a big Tractor."
An expensive Four Wheel Drive that is too expenisive to go off road. But makes a good status symbol when droping the kids off at school.
Look at her, dropping kids off in the Dalkeith Tractor
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Tractor day is an annual event where you bring your tractor to school on May 9th.
This holiday was started by The YouTuber whistlindiesal.
Dude may 9th is coming up, I sure can’t wait for tractor day
The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.
My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!
When a farmgirl (redneck) wants to sell something for there father they hook up with another man and persuade the man to buy it from him and then leave him
Ron: I got tractor baited again
Bill: Same with me man
Tommy: Damn that makes 3 of us