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A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.
My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.
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When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.
Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
People who follow Donald Trump and believe what he says
The trumpkins are at it again;They believe three million illegal aliens voted in California.
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A flat ass, lacking in any bubbliciousness. The opposite of a pumpkin ass.
"This spent whoopie cushion is flatter than Kayleigh McEnany's trumpkin ass and it made more sense.
A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her way.
Bruce is all about getting Donald Trumpkin s when he goes to Atlanta. What a Jazz.
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This is a fun game in which legal American citizens grab pumpkins carved with angry faces and toss them at illegals. The Trumpkins must have a candle inside to capture the bright orange glow of Donald J. Trump. This game is usually played around the time of Halloween when there is a large supply of Trumpkins around.
"Hey jiggabuddha, wanna go play Trumpkin Toss?"
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When a male receives head on a toilet and then busts in the female's hair. Then parts it.
Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.
or
Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?
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