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A unhealthy skinny female that attempts to twerk
Look at the skinny ass ho trying to twerk, she's a twizzle-twerking wannabe
A town that is full of speed freaks and dope fiends
Person1- Man Im the mayor of twizzle town
Person2- Shit u ballin
the piont of being so shit faced drunk and/or high that you have no rememberance of any events of the night.
damn i was so twizzle smacked last night.
A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
(Noun) 1. When a penis, or dick, curves to the right or left as a result of excessive masturbation with one hand.
Andy has a Twizzle D from jerkin it too much with his right hand. He needs to straighten that shit out and get a girlfriend.
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Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.
Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.
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You use an animals intestines or a condom filling it with poop sticking in the snow and freezing it and then using it for a dildo
Can't wait till that "Alaskan sizzle twizzle "freezes up so we can have a party..