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When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.
Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.
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When you try to plug in a USB it is in a superposition as long as you have plugged it in once. That's the reason why you always have to rotate a USB twice to actually plug it in.
1: I hate it when I can't plug in USB-sticks!
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
When the red Among Us is sus. Usb Mug
Hop on Mug Usb or I'll replace every second word with 'sus.'
Somebody who uses their USB Flash drive in multiple computers.
Wow you are using a that drive in another computer? What a USB Whore! That's how viruses are spread, ya' know!
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1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."
"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."
"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
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When your USB is still facing the wrong way even tho you tried turning it around
Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB