Rural Dictionary

Obito uchiha

Obito is the biggest simp for rin he started a whole war over a childhood crush

Obito uchiha is a simp

by Shdjtifikfbydigukfhttbwuydrj November 19, 2020

23👍 15👎

a very hot motherfucker! i want him to degrade me and chidori my pu$$y

he is also misunderstood and people who hate him have probably never understood what being oppressed (or are bandwagons who don’t understand the show) is like they probably will tell you he was wrong but in reality he had the most realistic reaction to what was done to his people and the uchihas deserved justice rightfully so

it is true that he did do some embarrassing things like trying to kill his wifey sakura haruno but anyways (if you don’t like sasusaku please get a life and read the mangas and his books like sasuke’s story because he actually did love her the anime was just terrible at showing it but are we surprised)

sasuke uchiha is literally the most powerful uchiha and if you disagree ur probably 12 years old specifically adult sasuke solos madara and itachi (watch boruto too)

his rinnegan is so freaking sexy but he lost it in boruto (that’s why boruto sucks but still watch)

Me: “who is your favorite naruto character”

person: “sasuke uchiha”
*me & the person makeout*

by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021

7👍 4👎

Sasuke Uchiha

Uchiha "Little Dick" Sasuke is a main character in Naruto who will stop at nothing to be the biggest homo in the series. Wanting to kill his brother for killing the Uchiha clan, Sasuke goes to ninja school in a different village only to make friends then dip like a pussy for some guy named Orochimaru, a snake man who's dick is constantly slobbered on by Sasuke for new Jutsu. He does this because the main character Naruto handled being an orphan who worked through his problems with hard work and dedication was still better than him. Although Sasuke could have easily solved his problems with some rope and a step ladder or chair.

I wish "Little dick" Sasuke Uchiha, would kill himself.

by Trashkritter December 24, 2020

13👍 10👎