the most majestical and amazing creature to be in existence ever.
you performed really well, like a unicorn
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going into a fast food place and getting a ice-cream cone then smashing it on your forhead then walking out
walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead
as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
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The best mythical creature of all time and Iβm not going to change my mind and if you donβt think so than stop being salty
Unicorns are the best
1.) The last of the race, which believe that kissing or any express of romantic/sexual gestures should be kept for real love.
2.) Anyone that hasn't been kissed
R: Hey look! Ella and Leaha are unicorns! They're so cool
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Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.
My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.
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The act of running around naked with an erection.
This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!
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The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)
Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.
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